I'M QUEEN OF THE ZOO,
I LOVE THAT SILLY MONKEY,
AND I SMELL LIKE IT TOO(:
ahah. omg. well, yes, today is my --- erinlowyealing (erinmccartney-soon-to-be) 's
birthday!
well, i have to thank my mom for that. haha
oh and anyways,
so you see, i was surprised how fast the clock ticks and the speed of my birthday wishes.
the first few wishes i gt was from abu. well, not really cz he wished me 2 hours BEFORE
my bday.
so at 1202, my phone jingled - i got a
from danielle.woah, like among everybody i didnt thought dan'll be the first(:
hha. so thanks yeah, dann.
then my daddy.
then my primary sch riend - ayamas.
haha.
my mom didnt even realise it was my birthday,
even after i scream "happy bday to meeeeeee" .
she didnt respond.
i was like, err, did you hear me?
lol wth.
well ill post my present from my mom later.
anyways, i wanna ask.
why are
so effing annoying?
and scary
and LIFELESS.
you know why r they lifeless?
because they like to scare innocent and hot and cute and smart ppl like ME. ( =__=" )
lol.
i was like in the toilet.
PEEING laa, what u expect?
i wanted turned to my left to take paper.
i wanted to 999.
wtv. my auntie came out and help me .. DESTROY it.
i mean, its WINTER (technically) ,
shouldnt you be DEAD? (the cockroaches im speaking to here)
stupid things.
i saw two on monday.
there was more than 5 yesterday.
i mean it, go freeze urself!
well, i wish we have seasons here so the stuff will be dead.
at least for a while. better than nothing.
well, so i was thinking,
you know like bears have this winter break thingi?
like they fall asleep until idunnowhen?
yeah, i mean, cant cockroaches sign up for that too?
ill be grateful. sniffsniff*
you know, just as what blair (gossip girl) said,
blair: chuck, you know that i adore all of god's creatures and the metaphors that they
inspire. But, these butterflies? Got to be murdered.
well, check out my version.
erin : god, you know that i adore all of your creatures and the metaphors that they inspire.
But, these cockroaches? GOT TO BE MURDERED, full stop
hha. so thanks yeah, dann.
then my daddy.
then my primary sch riend - ayamas.
haha.
my mom didnt even realise it was my birthday,
even after i scream "happy bday to meeeeeee" .
she didnt respond.
i was like, err, did you hear me?
lol wth.
well ill post my present from my mom later.
anyways, i wanna ask.
why are
so effing annoying?
and scary
and LIFELESS.
you know why r they lifeless?
because they like to scare innocent and hot and cute and smart ppl like ME. ( =__=" )
lol.
i was like in the toilet.
PEEING laa, what u expect?
i wanted turned to my left to take paper.
i saw a cockroach, RIGHT BESIDE ME.
i pulled up my pants, scream the hell out and rushed out the door.i wanted to 999.
wtv. my auntie came out and help me .. DESTROY it.
i mean, its WINTER (technically) ,
shouldnt you be DEAD? (the cockroaches im speaking to here)
stupid things.
i saw two on monday.
there was more than 5 yesterday.
i mean it, go freeze urself!
well, i wish we have seasons here so the stuff will be dead.
at least for a while. better than nothing.
well, so i was thinking,
you know like bears have this winter break thingi?
like they fall asleep until idunnowhen?
yeah, i mean, cant cockroaches sign up for that too?
ill be grateful. sniffsniff*
you know, just as what blair (gossip girl) said,
blair: chuck, you know that i adore all of god's creatures and the metaphors that they
inspire. But, these butterflies? Got to be murdered.
well, check out my version.
erin : god, you know that i adore all of your creatures and the metaphors that they inspire.
But, these cockroaches? GOT TO BE MURDERED, full stop
:)
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