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Subject: Cikgu BM
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Murid : Selamat pagi, Cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?
Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh
orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh
bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua
masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.
Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan
berlawan. Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,
kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi
perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, Cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

LAUGH OUT LOUD!!

Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat & tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter:

Dear Dad, It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home.I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom & you. I've been finding real passion with Randy & he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too -even with all his piercing, tattoos, & motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant & Randy said that he wants me to have the kid & that we'll be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway,40 isnt so old these days is it?),& has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods & has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfrnds as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter, Rosie

+++++ At the bottom of the page were the letters 'PTO' Hands trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you !! +++++

LOLs.

Hey ppls. You know the last post i posted? yea it's true. but you know what? i'm getting overr it. who cares what ppl do behind my back? there's always ppls who dosen't, right?

well. THINK POSITIVE.
I'M A POSITIVE PERSON.
i'm damned fine.
=D
no worries guys.



LOLs